Hot Pocket

give the girl laxatives then have anal sex

i wanted some extra lube for anal sex so i gave her a hot pocket

by frolll May 21, 2009

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act in which a male or female splits their partners vagina lips and proceeds to take a shat inside.

In a few cases people continue to then have sex with the newly shatted vagina lips

Gavin split Ryan's vagina lips and alabama hot pocketed it. and they both enjoyed it.

by Donburey November 4, 2008

Hot Pocket

A frozen meal that is frequently used for sexual pleasure by the webmaster of UndergroundHipHop.Com, Quest.

You can tell when Quest is 'having' his hot pockets because the server goes down - he can't have is microwave and his computer on at the same time.

by Jiang December 16, 2003

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then proceeding to have sexual intercourse with her

Boy I’m reading for her to take my Alabama hot pocket

by Bigdaddy69420694206942069420 May 13, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.

Jason gave Tak an Alabama Hot Pocket and it took her 3 weeks to clean it out.

by Cheatachu655 January 11, 2008

Alabama Hot Pocket

When a man excretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.

"What's that smell?"

"Claire's brother just gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket."

by Dmitri B December 3, 2006

Oklahoma Hot Pocket

When a man creates a seal between his asshole and a woman's vagina. He then shits into the woman's vagina. Once the vagina is filled with shit he proceeds to fuck it until he makes a creampie. Thus you get a nice fluffy hot pocket.

Alternatively a turkey baster filled with shit may be used if you can't create a proper seal.

She gave me a winky face text so I went over there and gave her an Oklahoma Hot Pocket.

by Laserous65 May 16, 2016