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Captain Custom

He has small peepee and wants to fuck himself but hes too small pp
Bro my pp is a Captain Custom right now
by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020
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Customer-ise

The art of talking a complete stranger into buying something you made.
I customer-ised seven people at the dog park today!
by Buddy&TreatsStaff November 18, 2021
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Custom

An item that has been altered by the owner in ways that degrades its value.
*sees duct-tape wrapped bumper*
"Dude, that's pretty custom! HAHA"
by Wordsmith97XXX January 18, 2022
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Custom Cookie

A playful and affectionate term for a trans woman’s downstairs masterpiece—crafted with care, uniqueness, and a little personal flair. Just like a handcrafted cookie, it’s one-of-a-kind and made to be enjoyed with pride.
She’s feeling confident and loving her custom cookie —baked to perfection!
by zxombea January 31, 2025
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Customs Bad

Term used to describe Custom Cards posted on the Duelingbook main menu by a random person.
M.M. Rando "Hey check out this cool custom card(s) I made! I hope its balanced!"
Protagonist "Customs Bad"
by TheConstruct April 24, 2021
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urban customer

A "scary" black or latino male looking to spend some money.
"Who usually shops here?"
"We get alot of urban customers"
by YungStacks February 18, 2017
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Grumpy Customer

A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.
Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.
by walrusnuts November 18, 2020
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