Tom Crooks

The type of guy to put on a tough face in front of the lads and then slip on back to his girl at the end of the day.

Damn that guys such a Tom Crooks!

by Rookie Productions June 1, 2016

level 1 crook

Spawning from the amazing ad campaign from the hit game Mafia City, a Level 1 Crook is the lowest level character and regarded as inferior to the much better character, Level 35 Boss. The term Level 1 Crook can be used as an insult meaning that someone is inferior to you (implying you are the Level 35 Boss and they are the Level 1 Crook).

Greg: Yo did you hear the new Sheck Wes song Mo Bamba?
Evan: Shut the fuck up you Level 1 Crook.

by pepe_extendus January 6, 2019

crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.

Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

by james savik November 15, 2018

crooked head syndrome

When an individual develops a slight curve in his or her neck making it appear the head is crooked. May progressively get worse until head is parallel to the ground. Usually making an individual less attractive. Depression often pairs with crooked head syndrome.

Look at that girl she has crooked head syndrome.

Missy has severe crooked head syndrome.

by Craigadon September 15, 2009

Lesane Parish Crooks

Aka Tupac Amaru Shakur

Tupac was a very famous rapper who was assasinated in 1996. Hits: Brendas' Got A Baby","Stricly For My Niggaz", "Breathin", "White Man's World"
Rest In Peace Lesane.
RIP
Tupac Amaru Shakur
1971-1996
In The Event Of My Demise
when my heart can beat no more
I hope i die for a principal
or a beleif that i have lived for
I will die before my time
because i already feel the shadows depth
so much i wanted to accomplish
before i reached my death
I have come to grips with the
possibility
and wiped the last tears from my eyez
I loved all who were positive
IN THE EVENT OF MY DEMISE
- Tupac Shakur

Tupac Amaru Shakur OR Lesane Parish Crooks

by MYEYESNEVERCRY November 3, 2004

Crooked as a bag of snakes

Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.

Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.

by NorbertO October 5, 2012

half way crook

Does not exist. The fact that this definition is even here is a paradox.

"Scared to death, Scared to look, they shook,
'cause aint no such thing as half way crooks"
-M.D.

by iraqigangsta January 18, 2008