Berkeley Breakfast

A gratuitous sexual act involving bacon.

"Snorting coke off a hooker's ass is so 1990s. The Berkeley Breakfast is where it's at."

by HLPONY January 8, 2009

second breakfast

Breakfast consumed after the first breakfast which is eaten very early in the morning, or early in the day in the process of a long journey. The first breakfast is usually light in nature and consists of small portions.

When I woke up early in the morning at 7am to watch cartoons my mother hadn't made breakfast yet so I just had a little bit of cereal. When she woke up at 9:30am she made me bacon and eggs, which was my second breakfast.

When I went camping with my friends they got drunk the night before so early in the morning I just had a small breakfast before they awoke so that we could all eat breakfast together later. My first breakfast consisted solely of biscuits. While for second breakfast I ate bacon and eggs. The breakfast I ate with them was second breakfast.

by rsssss January 14, 2008

chelsea breakfast

oral sex performed by a man on a man in the morning

Pepe' gave Brian some good old fashioned chelsea breakfast.

by josh28 April 4, 2009

Breakfast Pussy

When you eat a girl out in the morning, after the pussy has had all night to just sit there and be...well nasty.

"Dude, I ate out my girlfriend this morning...take my advice and NEVER do it. Breakfast pussy is disgusting.

by MusikManLP7 January 5, 2010

Whore's Breakfast

Starting the day off right with One large coffe and two cigerettes to help get the blood level balanced and the bowels movin before getting underway.

Is he still in the shitter?
Yea!
Whore's breakfast again.

by foug March 25, 2003

Nigger's breakfast

A wholesome, hearty breakfast made with fresh ingredients, of the kind eaten by a field nigger before the day's work begins.

We had the usual nigger's breakfast before setting out for the day. (Ernest Hemingway)

by Clamrock January 9, 2010

Breakfast Jack

Any form of manual genital manipulation that occurs prior to 10AM.

I woke up with morning wood but my girlfriend is on her period so I had to settle for a Breakfast Jack.

My folks left early this morning so I managed to get in a Breakfast Jack before school.

by Basil Hill February 15, 2009