Adam

Adam is either the fit asf 16 yr old or the 12 yr old who plays Fortnite, looks like sour cheese, uses too much hair gel, has an awful cowlick, hates girls but is a homophobe and is usually seen with a Josh. Josh also has a cowlick, and fyi josh also plays Fortnite with Adam 🥹.

Person1: Jesus fuck look at that lads hair
Person2: that’s vile
Person3: how much we betting his names either Josh or Adam

by Nathalia August 15, 2022

Adam

Usually ginger and are also nonces make sure to hide you kids from anyone with this name

Mate don’t be an Adam and nonce those kids

by Evan speirs May 03, 2019

Adam

You know that bruh moment... yeah that’s him

Girl: *tries to do a cart wheel and falls on her head*
Dude: yooooo this girl just pulled a Adam

by Dude really? November 25, 2019

Adam

A man with HUGE nostrils.

"Hey Adam, hows your luck with the ladies?"

"Not very good, my nostrils ruin it all.

by sexytoelover69 May 04, 2020

Adam

A pirate from Somalia and Morocco

It’s Adam

by Suuuuuuiiiiiii boy 123 April 12, 2022

Adam

the guy version of thot

Ugh hes such an adam

by brown egg February 16, 2018

Adam

Your average fucking wanker who spends more time acting like Adam Johnson that Adam B. Sleeps till six pm every day to see what's new on FIFA. Bisexual, only fw year 2>. The only good thing is his mum's arse you'll find. Essentially just someone that supports a bang average team because he's fleshy and human not plastic. Don't leave defenceless women/children around Adam, he'll go Ian Moor on em. Also packs mediocre players on FIFA. WARNING: NEVER, EVER TOUCH HIS BACK DURING THE SUMMER SEASONS, IT WILL HURT HIS SCATHING WOUNDS HE WAS GIVEN BY WALKING PAST A CHURCH, HIS EYES TURN BLACK AND HE TURNS HOSTILE!

Fuck this, this party will get shot up if Adams goin be here

by BIGSENSUALPANDA July 09, 2020