When you attempt to announce your Coming Out Of The Closet in a speech to your family during the holidays like a big drama queen, but no one hears you because they're too drunk and/or too busy scarfing down turkey and pumpkin pie.
That was one hell of a close call, Jeff. Good thing it turned out to be a CanadianThanksgiving, eh!"
The weekend before college students go on Thanksgiving break, where everyone is intent on getting super hammered because they're in the spirit of gluttony and they won't see their friends for the next two weekends.
Man, that junior picked up fifths of Goldschlager, Bailey's, Smirnoff Vodka, and Jose Cuervo, handles of Captain Morgan and 5 O'Clock Vodka, and a big thing o' wine. I still don't think we're ready for Liquid Thanksgiving.