Texan Cramp

A bullet wound.

Man 1: “What’s wrong with him?”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”

by Meat_Whistle February 26, 2023

Texan blizzard

Where you cum into a fan and your partner sits on the other side trying to avoid the cum

I caught that guy trying to give my wife a Texan blizzard

by A random shithead May 23, 2023

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023

Teoman X Jeison

When Teoman and jeison are getting shipped
Teoman and jeison like to kiss and make out vigorously

I want to see Teoman X Jeison everyday

by ISISBallRipper7253825383829 November 26, 2023

Taxman

A term used by fisherman to describe sharks. Since when you catch a fish a shark can eat half of your catch and your left with a peice of your catch hence the name taxman.

I just caught a beautiful mahi-mahi but the taxman took half of my fish and I left with just the head. Screw the Damm taxman

by Dronenpilot March 9, 2024

Texan waffle

A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance

I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher

by Ajsbejctdbevuctjdld April 12, 2024

Texan Tickling

When a man inserts his penis into a woman via oral, vaginal or anal and the woman tightens whatever its in and then sticks a vibrater in there and they vibrate until they pass out

Me and Jenna do texan tickling with eachother every night and we love it

by Jefferylittle June 18, 2024