Gent Tent

A large erection that is visible through your jeans

I couldn't give that old lady my seat on the bus as I was sporting a massive gent tent

by Eonypony July 26, 2023

Fart tent

At night, a person knows he or she let loose one of the worse smelling farts of their life so they pull the sheet over their partners head. The partner is trapped, but the smell is so bad they wake in a panic to flee the covers.

Last night I had the stinkiest fart of my life but couldn’t place the smell. Had to give the wife the old fart tent. She woke in a panic and couldn’t escape the covers.

by Just trying June 19, 2018

Tent stuf

Sum word a dick head thought up to impres his frends

‘I have love tent stuf’

by Bob is bob January 12, 2021

Share a tent

A way of saying two people (usually of the same sex) had sex but it has to be kept secret

Person 1: Julius Caesar and Vercingetorix share a tent
Person 2: yeah the one in their shorts

by Don’t use your real name 101 February 20, 2021

Hitch a tent

To get an erection.

Bob made out with tina and his friend asked him did you hitch a tent? ( erection)

by Wow123456789 September 26, 2013

Broke-Tent

Anytime someone drunk has sex with someone else, sobers up after sex, realizes they made a mistake, and leaves without the other person finding out until they wake up alone the next morning.

Example #1: After banging that chick, I had to break-tent. I felt bad about it, but breaking-tent was all I could do.

Example #2: That asshole actually broke-tent... He thought I was ugly? You should've seen his cocktail dick.

by Emmalikes April 17, 2022

Tent Gate

When you take a girl from Denzel Curry and shag her in your tent (whilst using protection) whilst your boys are at Netsky.

Oh shit bro did ya pull a tent gate last night?

by Pinoyboy12345 February 17, 2019