dick swirl coffee

Generally in an office setting, when someone secretly tampers with the community coffee by sticking their penis in it. Most office coffee has been tampered with in some way and is still known as dick swirl coffee regardless of the actual method of tampering.

I can’t mess with the coffee in the office, that’s for sure dick swirl coffee.

by Thefza October 24, 2019

Hot Chocolate Swirl

The act of defecating in one's mouth, and then swirling the fecal matter until somebody throws up. You then use the throw up as a lubricant to perform anal sex. (It is considered customary for both parties to have Chili at least 10 hour prior, and to have oral sex afterwards)

Damn Susie, that was probably the best Hot Chocolate Swirl I've ever had!

by LOLUDFTW December 17, 2009

Swirl It Up

to man up; to take ownership of a situation; to be a mature person and accept all consequences

Gina: Dang I can't believe i got a D+ on this Test
Tom: Did you study for it?
Gina: No! i had Accounting Homework the last night!!
Tom: Swirl It Up Girl!!!! You coulda studied in tutorial with me!!!

by just ch3k1ng February 4, 2010

soft serve swirl

A sexual act whereby one man expells his payload into the the behind of another man who has a poop "on deck." The man with the goodies in his rectum squats over the other man, who in turn pulls on this man's erect penis, mimicking the lever of a soft serve ice cream machine. The feces/semen mixture is released, just like a chocolate/vanilla soft serve ice cream! The act is concluded when both men yell, "Soft serve swirl, coming right up!"

"Wow, that sure was a nice soft serve swirl, Steve."

by soft serve guy January 2, 2008

candycane swirl

when a guy gets a from his friend, he cums on her face and then punches her in the nose so she starts to bleed and the cum and the intermingle to form the color of a candycane.

Guy 1: Did you hear? Dana broke up with her boyfriend.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He gave her the candycane swirl.
Guy 2. Oh that sucks.

by SuCK_maH_baLLs _nOOb March 15, 2005

swirling derbish

an act where you take a shit and swirl it around with your wiener on a chicks back then you take your penis and stick it in the girls ear , followed up by a nice blowjob (poo still on penis ).

man i gave that chick the craziest swirling derbish last night , it was rancid.

by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007

Bombing Swirl Harbor

Taking a big shit in the toilet.

I ate so much bratwurst that I'll end up bombing swirl harbor later tonight.

by Stu Salsbury February 6, 2009