stealth mode

when a male has an erection in a public place or in the presence of his immediate family members - for the sake of himself and his youngest cousin, who is five, he must hide it in the most nonchalant of ways by pointing the tip of his member to the sky, nestled between his belly and boxers/briefs, so he can walk around without sticking out too much until junior gets soft again at which time he will be able to go on the slip and slide for the third time

man 1: hey, number 2, what's it called when you have a boner at the park and you hide it by touching the tip to your belly?

man 2: stealth mode.

man 1: riiight!!! stealth mode.

a mom: what the shit are you talking about?

man 1 & 2: baseball

by The fuckinillest man October 9, 2008

stealth gay

a sneaky and quiet gay person

Her sexuality is her own matter therefore she's a stealth gay.

by jayneen March 18, 2012

stealth bomber

a bomber plane which cant be detected by noraml means ( for example radar and sonar) -- it is stealth-ed

a stealth bomber flew over the city at night and bombed the crap out of it

by chael March 5, 2003

stealth dating

When a couple doesn't tell their parents they're dating

Alex's parents would kill him if they found out he had a girlfriend, so he is stealth dating Katie

by Ashipper March 13, 2015

Stealth whale

Stealth Whale: Girls online that take only head shots. They look fit. But when you meet them well more size 20 than 12 😂. Watch out for them. Warn as many men as you can. These stealth whales are tempting poor males into dates with great online photos and turn up not looking anything like the picture. ... it's a crime. Be stealth whale aware.

My friend went on a date, it didn't go well, unfortunately she was a stealth whale.

by Las79 August 2, 2017

Stealth Deer

A Deer that you are chasing on the popular game; The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, that will run behind a rock, and disappear

Pete: I was playing oblivion last night and was chasing this deer, and it went behind a rock and disappeared!11!!!!!!!!!111!!!! PROPER STEALTH DEER!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!!!1!!!
Perra: WORD
Pete: stealth mohammed innit

by PRJD August 8, 2006

stealth kosher

A restaruant which serves all kosher food, but does not advertise thid fact.

Yosef wanted to stay in Yahweh's good graces, so he took his client to a stealth kosher restaurent for lunch.

by Darth Ridley January 26, 2007