spunk-face

Either, a sexy girl whose face you'd love to spunk over or a sexy boy who you would let spunk on your face.

Either way it is a phrase used when you fancy someone that you see out.
'He is a real spunk-face'
I'd love to spunk on her face
I'd let him spunk on my face

by Loja September 22, 2007
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Spunk Hole

I'm so gonna jimmy rock your spunk hole.
by Timmy January 17, 2003
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spunk rag

a piece of clothing designated to catching a nut as opposed to letting it land on your computer.
Hank-"I need a new keyboard, my keys are stuck together."

Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"

Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."

"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."
by Poison Dart II August 23, 2009
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spunk bucket

It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i had a full house following a night of horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.
by Dunky Oggins December 08, 2003
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spunk bread

A contest wherein a group of males are racing to see who can come first on a loaf of bread. The last male to ejaculate must ingest the bread as penalty.
I lost the spunk bread contest, but on the positive side, my teeth have never been whiter!
by s-eaters, inc. June 18, 2005
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Spunk Trumpet

Nutting in her throat and choking her as she gargles until you get the pitch just right to sound like a trumpet
"I tried giving my girl the spunk trumpet last night but she squeaked too high and fucking died ni🅱🅱a"
by RobertDiNerosMoistyButtFolds February 11, 2019
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Spunk Tree

trees that smell like sperm or hot sex(Bradford Pear Tree)
Whos junk is that? Did you have sex or something? oh wait its a Spunk Tree
by Chris Gazzero June 18, 2008
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