Sarku Sauce

Accidentally created by ancient Japanese alchemists that were trying to turn soy sauce into heroin (or vice versa, experts are not really sure). Sarku Sauce can be consumed with Sarku chicken, or freebased like a depraved crackhead. Commonly found in malls throughout the U.S.

Bro 1: "Yo Mike, I-I-we g-gotta hit up that Sarku. I'm jonesin' baaad man."

Bro 2: "Chill bro, we just got back from the Oviedo Mall 5 minutes ago and you ate like 3 entire pl-"

Bro 1:"I FUCKING NEED IT RIGHT N-NOW FUCK"

Bro 2:"*sigh*... another victim of Sarku Sauce"

by mrSarku February 25, 2011

Sparke

Pronounced sp-a-rk-E. This is a person who plans events for a living and also loves to party. Sparke is a professional partier. This person is the life of the party whether attending a party or planing an event. Must always look fabulous and sparkled. It is a privilege to associate with a Sparke.

The E in SparkE stands for EvEnTs and EnErGy.

Time to spark this event up Sparke
This party is sparke-licious
Sparke is planning this event?

by sparkEsparkles November 23, 2010

Sharkey

This man is a paragon of indomitable manliness. Just the sound of his name is enough to impregnant a woman. There are many legends of his sexual conquests, which have been documented in the famous Indian script, the Kama Sutra. Some say he even invented sexual intercourse. His badass exploits have been featured in movies and books such as, The Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, The Bible, Rambo, and many more. His addiction to cocaine in the the 80s was even featured in the film about his Miami Vice days, Scarface. He didn't die at the end though, the world would simply implode from the lack of his existence. He is the Alpha and the Omega, the begining and the end. Some would even compare him to Jesus, but Jesus has mercy, this man does not.

Ever read the Bible? yeah that's about Sharkey

by Thaoriginaljew June 7, 2011

Sparkycon

A vaguely obscure youtube group that makes music covers, comedy sketches and gaming videos, only recent fame has reached them when they started their music covers in late 2014

Dude/dudette 1: hey man, I accidentally clicked on the wrong video.

Dude/dudette 2: who's the video by? Do I know them?
Dude/dudette 1: sparkycon?
Dude/dudette 2: click away. It's some nobody.

by Sparkycon August 18, 2014

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion.

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.

You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!

by Will Sargent January 24, 2005

Mr Sark

Mr Sark is a phenomenal YouTuber who posts brilliantly crafted videos that are funny , and entertaining , with excellent editing added to the mix. He is Most known for his Serpentine which is a stylish form of evasive maneuvers in the way of the Serpent. He is also known for Blair Witching which is act deprived from the movie "The Blair Witch Project" where one stands eerily and creepily in the corner . He is best known for his CS:GO , Elite Sniper III , Verdun , and G-Mod (Prophunt , Deathrun , Hide n Seek , and Murder) videos. He has over 1Million subscribers to his YouTube channel (Mr Sark) and is continuing to Grow .

Kyle: Hey Jimmy! can you name a Youtuber better than VanossGaming , PewDiePie , Markiplier , and Smosh COMBINED ?

Jimmy: he he that's a Simple one Kyle .

Kyle: So then what's the answer?

Jimmy: Mr Sark of course !

by Darkspike75 June 24, 2016

robin sparkles

the canadian pop sensation who sadly, has retired and is working at metronews 1 in NYC

man robin sparkles is HOTT!

by sparkles51996 April 19, 2009