Spaghetti Arms

A person with thin flabby arms that lacks muscle resembling cooked spaghetti. They also wave their hands while in conversation.

Glen was having a heated argument with Bob over a road rage incident, Bob got upset Glen was flailing his spaghetti arms around and Bob body slammed Glen to the ground.

by Railfan22 February 11, 2023

spaghetti dinner

Synonym for the painful feeling around your rectum that occurs from having swamp ass for long pieriods of time. Presumed to be caused by the moistening of the rectal area and the subsequent softening of the skin caused by moistening. The hair around the rectum acts as fine grit sand paper and eats away the skin little by little giving one the feeling that he is hopelessly being fucked in the ass with a pack of raw spaghetti. In severe cases this can lead to bleeding in the area resembling spaghetti sauce. The most common medicine is a pair of compression shorts.

me- Brandon why weren't you at football practice today?
Brandon- I wore a jock strap instead of my compressions and it feels like someone fucked me in the ass with a pack of raw spaghetti. SEVERE spaghetti dinner.

by speargun March 25, 2010

spaghetti galore

When a male applies the end of his penis to someone's nostril during ejaculation, and in particular when the ejaculate enters one nostril and exits the opposite.

This smokin bitch was blowing me and then I pulled a spaghetti galore all over her.

by J the J December 14, 2008

Spaghetti Freddy

When you are so fucked up drunk that your arms and legs resemble flailing spaghetti noodles.

Nick: Dude what the fuck is wrong with Michelle. She dropped her drink and can't even stand.

Sean: Yeah man, she's so fucked up. She's all like Spaghetti Freddy.

by The Blumpkin Bandit May 24, 2012

spaghetti out

When doing too much weight on a machine and your body gives out and you go limp and wobble out of it (like cooked spaghetti)

Chris: dude you should have seen it...some guy spaghetti out!!
Johny: damn I missed
gave out wobble maxed out

by GymGuy June 16, 2015

spaghetti son

A son who unzips his fanny pack and spills spaghetti everywhere.

Dad: Hey son.
*Spaghetti Son unzips fanny pack*
Dad: What are you doing?
Spaghetti Son: SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE!

by ZP627 January 1, 2016

spaghetti master

Term used for a gay chick who undoubtedly turns any woman in her path gay. She has that certain edge that all the chicks dig.

Girls tend to fall for her boyish charm and charisma.

She has to remind herself that straight girls are friends, not food. Because all girls are straight, untill they get wet, like spaghetti.

Example:" dude did you see she hooked up with abother straight girl, she is a spaghetti master"

" dude did you see she hooked up with abother straight girl, she is a spaghetti master"

by Vos the spaghetti master June 18, 2017