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hazy spade

To be "out of it". That feeling you get when you have lost your mind and start putting the television remote in the fridge and pouring orange juice on your cereal.
Bryan: "Where were you last night? You missed the best party ever!"

Nix: "Oh man, after all the drinking the night before I was so hazy spade, I woke up in yard with a bottle of Jack and a HeMan action figure."
by GingerNix February 10, 2010
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Colored Spade

Colored spade is a song from the 1968 Broadway play, Hair. The song contains multiple ethnic slurs towards African Americans. (EX: Uncle Tom, pickaninny) Also some creative and funny ones. (EX: Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Shoeshine boy) The song is about the things one of the characters in Hair, Hud Johnson, has been called as a black man. Despite the lyrics, Colored Spade is a fire funk song.
I'm a colored spade, a nigra, a black nigger, a jungle bunny, Jigaboo, coon, Pickaninny, mau mau,
Uncle Tom, Aunt Jemima, Little Black Sambo, Cotton pickin', Swamp guinea, Junk man, Shoeshine boy,
Elevator operator, Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Slave voodoo, zombie Ubangi lipped,
Flat nose, tap dancin', Resident of Harlem
And president of The United States of Love
President of The United States of Love
shit
You invite this man to dinner
You're gonna have to feed him
Watermelon, hominy grits, An' shortnin' bread
Alligator ribs,

and pig tails,
Some Black Eyed Peas,
Some chitlins,
Some collard greens
And if you don't watch out, The boogie man will get you
Boo!
by D20Dicing May 19, 2023
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Spades

A red-blooded American chad. Based, red-pilled, and heterosexual.
Wow Spades is so based and red-pilled.
by Real God/Allah February 10, 2021
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Ace of Spades

The "Ace of Spades" guys are men with abnormally highly dimensioned genital parts, thus being compared to a spade.

It's a common expression between women that have an active sexuality and want to proudly speak about their last lover with other alike women, without the topic being too obvious to lower activists in their own sexual life.

This way, some women share with others the details to make their friends jealous, or recommend a specific guy.

At first, it was used only to describe, usually, black men and their specificity, but nowadays with the world mixing in ethnicities, there are a growing number of white men that are equiped alike.
"Hi, Sara. Sylvia told me about her last BF (boyfriend), she said he's an ace of spades."
"Yo, Babe. Ain't your usual dog, am an ace of spades, so be sure what you do..."
by TheHellovaDan December 5, 2018
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Spade

a bomb ass nonbinary hoe that i love

hey Spade, u valid as heck.
gives off very much older sibling vibes.
Person 1: Omg! They're so cool!
Person 2: Ikr! That's Spade. Such a bad bitch.
by aaaaaaaaakms December 16, 2021
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Spade Changer

a person that changes the spade on a regular basis
"Hey man, I just got a job as a Spade Changer!"
"That's awesome, dude!"
by spadethecool July 18, 2022
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Calling it spades

Dumbing down a very important/intense situation.
Chilling out something that shouldn’t be chilled out.

Call it spades-
Bro,
Stop calling it spades, she really loves you.
by lucy camenia September 7, 2023
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