Tainted Soldier

When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.

My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!

by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019

Egg and Soldiers

This is when a women puts her head between a mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's mouth and rests his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to how you dunk your toast in the eggs and the eggs are held by egg cups.

Hey, My man Ralph gave his wife an Egg and Soldiers last night.

by Hugh Jardon 69 June 10, 2018

soldier day

A day spent fulfilling obligations and responsibilities immediately following a night of heavy drinking and/or abusing other substances

Bro1: "Dude, don't you have band practice tomorrow at 6am?"
Bro2: "Sure do. Just pour me another shot. Straight soldier day."

by anon02279er October 7, 2012

cotton soldier

A weak, unreliable recruit. A coward or turncoat. Someone who won’t have your back when you need it.

“Bruh, Nick said he had my back in that bar fight, but he ran as soon as it started.”

“What do you expect? Nick’s a soft ass cotton soldier.”

by JesusChryslerDotCom June 28, 2019

soldier pills

a pill taken to help a man get an erection! see Viagra Cialis

Bobby couldn't salute the flag, so he asked his roommate for some soldier pills.

by These Just Come To Me June 12, 2012

Soldier wax

The act of going down on somebody extremely hairy, but putting superglue around your mouth before making contact with the pubic hair, thus waxing their privates.

"Did you go down on that hairy girl?"
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."

by Dartydartykatt January 12, 2015

Lonely Soldier

The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.

Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.

by mythicalmonk November 1, 2009