Fred: So how are you, you know after the whole Mary situation
Carl: Well since i found her in bed with that SNATCH BANDIT doing things that can only be deemed criminal, i want to kill myself using an unholy amount of mercury
Fred: Stick in there man.......
Carl: Well since i found her in bed with that SNATCH BANDIT doing things that can only be deemed criminal, i want to kill myself using an unholy amount of mercury
Fred: Stick in there man.......
by Hograt September 6, 2009

Title given one that is skilled in the ways of cunniling(eating out). Only the best of the best are given this title and one must know every known technique there is to cunnniling.
by Senor Snatch56 March 18, 2007

"Hugo just donkey-snatched that girls purse"
"Sara is such a donkey-snatch; she slept with the professor to get a 4.0"
"Sara is such a donkey-snatch; she slept with the professor to get a 4.0"
by R.T. Custard April 21, 2010

Vagina that's a bit rough due to not washing. Often paired with a mild odor. Common in camping scenarios or other conditions where access to cleaning options are unavailable.
by Fishy detective November 14, 2013

Flag football with tampon strings. Traditionally played by women, though technically anyone with a vag can play. Considered to be the bloodiest sport in existence.
Dyke 1: Bitch, I just grabbed yo' flag!!
Dyke 2: Awww snap! I knew I shouldn't have played snatch football in these shorts...
Dyke 2: Awww snap! I knew I shouldn't have played snatch football in these shorts...
by WTHJ222 March 26, 2008

n. Female version of Douche-bag.
A girl so clueless and lost in her own sense of misplaced greatness that she doesn't realize how big a waste of flesh she is.
A girl so clueless and lost in her own sense of misplaced greatness that she doesn't realize how big a waste of flesh she is.
Paris Hilton is such a "snatch ratchet, " she's famous for the stupid look on her face, brainlessly following every trend, and having no real worth on a human level to anyone except to be the punchline of jokes.
by The New OED October 6, 2009

by Gingerman69 January 13, 2010
