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Smelly jello

It is the art of sticking jello up someone's asshole and then taking it out and smelling it untill you pass out.
Guy 1: hey dude want some smelly jello
Guy 2: mmmmh yes plz who's asshole
Guy 1:my bitches!
Guy2: OK yummmmm!
by Dropthecheese July 10, 2016
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smelly welly

a guy who smells bad and also is an asshole
guy 1: you might want to use some deodorant

guy 2: fuck you

guy 1: wow you are such a smelly welly
by aksdjaksjdjasfhlasdklasjflks October 12, 2016
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Smelly Saxophone

When a woman is giving man a blow job and then the man farts while she is sucking his dick.
Him: Keep on blowing my dick and I'm gonna give you a smelly saxophone.

Her: *glob glob glob*
by _123345_ July 26, 2021
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smelly kebab

Oh look more smelly kebabs
by King Jeffrey June 26, 2017
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Smelly Hutchinson

When nasal hair from one nostril strangles your throat while the other nostril hair pulls on your penis
A good way to clear a cold is to have a smelly Hutchinson
by Stiffany85 September 10, 2018
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Smelly Flop

When you lean forward usually to pull up your pants in a public bathroom, and your terd does a front to back sideways splash on your ass
I was dropping a deuce at work and an coqorker walked in, i pulled my pants up feom aroumd my ankles as i was braking one off and it did q Smelly flop into the bowl.
by JOHNjFOLEY December 12, 2018
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smelly arse

Ones bum or gearbox smelling like the underneath of your watch!
Oh Christ, I just bent down to pick some clothes off the floor, when bang! I caught a blast of my smelly arse, better get in the shower mate!!
by D I Reagan November 23, 2013
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