skeet skirt

Let's go

The cops broke up the party lets skeet skirt

by 50 Cent March 23, 2003

Slut Skirt

When a babe is horny and in need of sex she puts on her Slut Skirt the one that leaves nothing to the imagination and signals that she is in a very slutty mood

Cindy has not had a dick in a while so she put on her "Slut Skirt" and hit the twon!

by Slutskirts November 9, 2012

muscle skirt

a muscle shirt or wife beater that is unnecessarily long, usually at least halfway down the thighs, that looks like it's a skirt if you don't know what it is

Pascal: Check out this wife beater, it really accentuates my pecs, don't you think?
Sam: Sure, but why did you get such a long one?
Pascal: It's not that long, I just wanted to get-
Sam: A muscle skirt?
Pascal: It's not a muscle skirt.
Sam: Yes it is! Go look in a mirror, it's almost down to your knees!

by Tigerboy July 21, 2008

Skirt Flipper

adj. Someone who chases after girls and doesn't stay with just one; never has a "real" relationship with any of the girls though; Back in the 1950's this was used for men who would literally flip the skirts of women. They were label "skirt flipper".

John: Why does he keep going from girl to girl?
Larry: He's a skirt flipper, bro!

by apersonwhodoesntlikeyouu July 22, 2010

t-skirt

a skirt fabricated by making alterations to a t-shirt

You: Oh man, that t-shirt is so haggard.
Me: Well, it would look hammer as a t-skirt.

by Moosehead79 February 21, 2008

Skirt Diving

1. Where-in a parter preforms oral sex on a woman who is wearing a dress, from underneath a table, in a public place.

My girl once let me go Skirt Diving at a restaurant full of people.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

dirt skirt

When you shit on a big piece of plastic wrap and wrap it around your girlfriend while she sleeps.

The bitch chewed on my dick, so I gave here a dirt skirt while she was sleeping

by Ed Nealy February 3, 2007