Shit shuffle

The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.

I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.

by turnerandcooch January 22, 2013

Hulsey Shuffle

Exuberant dance move, used during dispute. Potential rock, paper, scissors replacement?

He busted out the hulsey shuffle and all hell broke loose.

Damn dog you just got Hulsey Shuffled!

The Hulsey Shuffle ended WWIII

by JDawggie September 20, 2010

Arab Shuffle

When fat Middle Eastern men walk around in public, usually in groups of 3 and clothed with tight soccer pants and puma shoes. They are often seen exiting a brand new Mustang, Challenger, Camaro, or Fx35.

That man Arab shuffled into me in the store. What an asshole!

by crackcocainmofo December 13, 2014

Status Shuffle

An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!

Have you read his status? It was slightly funny. Oh no, wait, it's Status Shuffle, what a loser!

by OotzOotz February 18, 2010

taxicab shuffle

When you are in a manual transmission vehicle, and you shift from 2nd gear to 4th or 5th, or 1st to 3rd. Typically works best if you are going down a hill.

We were running a yellow light and Dad stalled out the Escort doing the taxicab shuffle.

by ecdthefirst May 22, 2006

Shuffle Breaking

The empowerment of oneself after they break the cycle of the itunes/ipod shuffle.

When listening to your itunes library on shuffle for a long time. You start Shuffle Breaking when you finally come to a song you cant stand so you click next, and than you can not stop clicking next.

by Bintini July 19, 2012

eBay Shuffle

When a person buys an item on eBay, then for whatever reason, lists the item back for sale on eBay at a later date. This process could continue indefinitely among different buyers and sellers.

I just bought a laptop on eBay and it arrived with broken pixels. Guess it's time to do the ol' eBay Shuffle and list it back on the 'Bay!

by Analog Rocker October 20, 2009