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Shit shuffle

The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.
I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.
by turnerandcooch January 22, 2013
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Hulsey Shuffle

Exuberant dance move, used during dispute. Potential rock, paper, scissors replacement?
He busted out the hulsey shuffle and all hell broke loose.

Damn dog you just got Hulsey Shuffled!

The Hulsey Shuffle ended WWIII
by JDawggie September 20, 2010
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Arab Shuffle

When fat Middle Eastern men walk around in public, usually in groups of 3 and clothed with tight soccer pants and puma shoes. They are often seen exiting a brand new Mustang, Challenger, Camaro, or Fx35.
That man Arab shuffled into me in the store. What an asshole!
by crackcocainmofo December 13, 2014
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Status Shuffle

An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!
Have you read his status? It was slightly funny. Oh no, wait, it's Status Shuffle, what a loser!
by OotzOotz February 18, 2010
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bun shuffling

When a man sticks his penis in between two thicc women's booties and shakes back and forth between them until ejaculation.
Guy: Bro I went bun shuffling with Amy and Sarah last night and it was awesome!
by N16H7SL1C3 October 18, 2017
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Cistern Shuffle

The practice of excreting into the cistern of a toilet.
Take the lid off, do your business, lid back on and flush! The number2 will go through not only the flush water but through most of the toilet plumbing and stink for ages. I've seen it done! Classic
I was at Alex's house warming last Saturday night, and I dropped a cistern shuffle in his toilet, his plumbing is screwed.
by JimBim2 April 15, 2009
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taxicab shuffle

When you are in a manual transmission vehicle, and you shift from 2nd gear to 4th or 5th, or 1st to 3rd. Typically works best if you are going down a hill.
We were running a yellow light and Dad stalled out the Escort doing the taxicab shuffle.
by ecdthefirst May 22, 2006
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