shipping

In fanfic, putting characters into a romantic relationship, such as writing Ash + Misty from Pokemon as a couple. Often plays on perceived chemistry between characters in the original series. Abbreviated form of the word relationshipping.

These fanfics are just a load of shipping. There's no plot...

by Blue Jack August 4, 2008

shopping

Going to a large chain store (Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, etc...) and filling a cart with as much crap as possible, only to abandon it somewhere in the store.

Hey dude! I went shopping at Wal-Mart today. Somebodys gonna be doin their job today.

by Zazk March 31, 2005

Window Shopping

When a man or woman in a relationship flirts with someone else, with no intention of taking it any further than that. It's like looking at a brand new 50" HDTV without the intention of buying it, even though it's still nice to imagine having sex with it.

Matt loves his girlfriend, but he likes to go window shopping on occasion.

by Allthatremainslover September 3, 2010

happy slapping

The practice of slapping or punching somebody unsuspectedly and recording it with a camera phone.

In America we call this practice assault and I do believe you would get shot with a gun if you tried it.

Some british kids went happy slapping in LA and got their shit messed up.

by Hobbe April 28, 2005

Snapping Turtle

When giving a slow blow job the girl bites the guys penis just before his climax.

The guy pissed me off so I gave him a snapping turtle.

by Puppy Dawg July 31, 2007

happy slapping

happy slapping is the act of hitting/slapping someone wile recording it on a camera phone. Very popular with chavs, who think they are cool. If a chave ever happy slapps you, crack his motherfucking skull open and/or blow his head off with a shot gun. Be prepared if you see a chave with a camera phone, be ready to crack him in the jaw.

chav: hey lets go Happy Slapping.
chav 2: Yo totaley.
guy: (after being slapped) What the fuck you gonna die now, you son of a bitch (grabs knife and stabs chav in the brain through eye socket).

by K-man2 May 10, 2006

Torrent Shopping

The act of going into a music store to look for albums to illegally download off the internet for free at home

Hughy couldn't think of any bands to download, so he decided to go torrent shopping at HMV

by Dudey McCool May 27, 2009