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Shatfucked

The act of serious, hard, fucking but getting shit in the vagina or anal hole after a loud fart.
Sam: “Ah Man, Jennie I couldn’t hold it in anymore.”

Jennie: “What do you mean? Did you cum?”
Sam: “I accidentally Shat in your holes, that’s shit not cum.I think I shatfucked you.”
Jennie sat in silence, while Sam got up and left her there.
by Kaileyyuki August 16, 2024
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shithackery

The dark art of getting broken code or a terrible design to “work” through sheer force of desperation, duct tape, and questionable morals.
Usually involves global variables, setTimeout “fixes,” or ten layers of !important.
Common side effects include technical debt, shame, and a future you silently curse.
This isn’t refactored yet, but I made it work with some shithackery
by mr mr mr mr mr mr mr mr October 9, 2025
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The Shitbucket

Usually, a car in horrid conditions that should not be legal also most likely
has the front bumper completely torn off but people still love the car regardless
"Bro let's ride in Arian's Shitbucket" "fuck yeah shitbucket"

"Look it's The Shitbucket" "Wow"
by MachaDesolatte May 21, 2022
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Glittering Shitfuck

Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.

This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.

A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!

The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.

After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 8, 2024
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Pulling a ShitFuck

“Pulling a ShitFuck” is another term for leading someone to suicide, coined after the discord user ShitFuck led someone to suicide.
Alex: yo man, what do you think of Jen?

Jonah: I think I’m pulling a ShitFuck on her.
by Fjfjfbffb February 20, 2023
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