Spandex Jockey

A person who is covered head to tow in spandex, riding expensive bicycles, thinking that they own the road, and the road is their own Tour d France.

4-5 spandex jockeys were riding side by side not allowing cars to pass

by Mia San Rob December 26, 2025

thank spandex

"thank spandex" is an expression to be used instead of "thank god". This shouldnt need to be explained because obviously spandex fixes everything and is a solution to almost every problem

"what a terrible day, good thing its almost over"

"Yea! thank spandex!"

by AlexaSycamore June 5, 2009

Dirty Seranda

She’s a freak in the sheets but lady in the streets. Especially on Sunday. Don’t be fooled by the tranquility of her name. She will ride you reverse cow girl style, let you titty fuck her and give you a blowjob that will have you seeing stars and then help your grandmother into church.

Give me a dirty Seranda any day over a dirty Natalie.

by Nat Nat June 5, 2019

No Spandex November

Every girl is not aloud to wear spandex for the month of november.

It's hard for boys to deal with no nut november so to help we need no spandex november

by No spandex november November 4, 2019