Samuel

Samuel, also known as Sam, is a cute gay BOY, he is SmOrT and likes rabbits. He is a loyal Boyfriend.

SAMUEL: Sam, you are really cute
SAM: ILY too

by IceyEnder December 23, 2018

Samuel

A short Japanese man that has long black hair and looks at do peni.

Samuel said "Your for has a pretty big dick."

by apollolink November 14, 2018

Samuel

The biggest annoyance you will ever come across. He makes noise with intent to piss off anyone within a ten foot radius and will get louder if you walk away.

Guy 1: Shut the fuck up!
Guy 2: No!
(Guy 1 walks away)
(Guy 2 follows and gets louder)
Guy 1: FUCK OFF! YOU ARE SUCH A SAMUEL!

by Mykropenys January 17, 2018

Samuel

A violent person who only violently jacks-off and beats women, daily. Doesn't have money or a Dad. Lives in a genially bad area and dislikes everyone.

ffs sake it Samuel, time to get beat

by Al-an May 11, 2020

Samuel

Big fat bender who belongs in a whale enclosure

Samuel go back to the whale enclosure

by arthurbaker04 November 24, 2019

Samuel

Absolute unit, has a head the size of a melon. Absolute lad.

Person 1: wow that guy looks so cool
Person 2: aye he’s Samuel, he’s an absolute unit
Person 1: oh wow we have to be friends with him or we’ll die

by T. rex 10101 February 20, 2019

Samuel

Samuel is a dickhead

He called me gay, what a samuel

by Gangster_Joe May 9, 2019