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Shanker on the prick of progress

interruption of progress as a shanker is a 70s term of a sore from syphilis male genital
We tried to unload the truck but Ed was a shanker on the prick of progress
by John P 5280 August 21, 2010
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transcendent progress

Someone who has taken transexuality to a new level and parttakes in the removing of the penis or pussy to be whole in their search of identification.
Ciara made partial transcendent progress because she had her dick surgically removed.
by Jimmy Walls August 8, 2008
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South Park Progressive

Someone who's incredibly edgy for the reactions they get but is actually progressive and accepting on the inside... when you get to know them. This is in the same vein about how the creators of South Park are very liberal but use derogatory humor to express their views and get a reaction.
Friend 1: "Did Joey seriously make a 9/11 joke then make an explosion noise?"
Friend 2: "Ya, but he's a South Park progressive. He likes to be offensive but actually has very liberal views despite his humor."
by big_bright_green_meme_machine February 3, 2025
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Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Going To Kill You For Any Reason, So Please Believe The Progressive Notion
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Progressives

LOSER! LOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hym "Maybe the other guys is just better at politics guys? You ever think of that? Nonono, don't blame it on his big, fat wallet. You're clearly fuckin bums, progressives! Ahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam June 26, 2024
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Pay-to-progress

It's another, less significant version of pay-to-win. It might be a free game at first glance, but after playing for a few levels it becomes pay-to-win because things would get increasingly harder which forces you to pay.
Most of these are mobile games, as PC game makers would rather charge you, but iirc some takes form of DLCs.

Capitalism, eh?
Ethan: Dude I cannot break this level it is so goddamn hard!
Me: These MMORPGs are pay-to-progress man, if you don't pay, you just can never break this level. Things that are free are the most expensive, you know.
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Chamber of Progress

The soundstage where the Apple "Crush!" video was filmed.
The Chamber of Progress sure enhanced the creative output of the unpaid intern we hired in place of that team of creatives we laid off.
by ahollowvoicesaysfool June 7, 2024
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