Mama Possum 

A slang form of people named Macaulay. This man is incredibly sloth like and spends most of his time in front of XBOX and playing with action figures. He is commonly noticed staring at girls from a distance, and may suddenly appear behind you without notice coming from the shadows. If bitten by him, check for rabies.

Most women wish they could understand the deepness of his quietness. While he may appear quiet, his brain is actually discovering the atomic mass of the woman standing next to him.

Girl 1 says, "Oh my gosh look at the guy staring at me. He is such a Mama Possum!!"

Girl 2: "Goodness Mama Possum, her face is up here, not down there!"

Girl 3: "Ah! Don't scare me like that! You just pulled a Mama Possum coming from the shadows like that.

Mama Possum by Wildboyz July 24, 2009

First Possum 

The Kenyan Beaver.

Barack says Michelle is the first Possum he ever ate.

First Possum by Rhotundra July 28, 2011

keylime possum 

A strippers Musky virgina after an entire shift of vigorous pole dancing and excessive sweating that has been unsuccessfully covered up with an extra douse of French hooker perfum resulting in a sweet but excessively tangy smell

Damn Russ that girl's got one hell of a keylime possum.

That smells like a keylime possum.

keylime possum by Window licker February 12, 2014

sand possum 

A possum that lives in the sand. Very ornery, very indignant, and overall mischievous. Has a long, fluffy tail.

Look over there! There's a sand possum scrounging around looking for corn.

sand possum by cornbear June 27, 2017

Schrodinger's Possum 

A Possum seen on the Side of the Road or on the Road laying down , and it is to be presumed untill further investigation that the Possum is neither living or Dead

"Oh look it's a Schrodinger's Possum!"

"Yep"

Schrodinger's Possum by SinnyBinny81 November 12, 2020

park the possum 

A term for having sex

He just looks as her as a place to park the possum.

park the possum by Sandylove June 17, 2021

Playing possum 

When you take someone home but then come to your senses, so you 'play possum' so to avoid having to deal with their presence.

Friends: omg, I can't believe you took him home last night

Betty: Don't worry, I just ended up playing possum - phew!

Playing possum by Taffgirl55 December 21, 2015