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Polish Barbecue

100 men are all lined up in a circle, facing the man in front of him's back, all turned at 3.6 degrees. (To make the full circle). Each man is butt fucking the man in front of him and is being butt fucked by the man behind him.
Did you hear that Bobby got invited to a Polish Barbecue last month? He just found out he has gonorrhea.
by why_is_every_handle_taken September 27, 2017
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polish bedwarmer

A fart after a large variety of kolbassa that happens while you ae sleeping in bed
YAWNNNNNNNNN what time is it brrrrrrrrrrr oh god oh gooood not a polish bedwarmer.
by lokis little helper August 25, 2011
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Polish Spring

A septic tank leak that floods your property.
Looks like Jeb and Judy have a nasty Polish Spring in their front yard. I could smell it before I could see it.
by BigFatSlackjaw October 13, 2020
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polish cunt

A love filled fwendship between a polish kid and fadnams
by fadnams November 22, 2019
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LOBSTER POLISH

a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.
intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.

(intern returns unsuccessful)

intern: Its not in the storage.

chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
by cookme December 25, 2010
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polishing the marble

Dancing with extraordinary grace, skill, style and/or speed. Used in reference to folk dancing of the Mediterranean region of Europe, primarily that of Greece and Ancient Greece, including Pontos and Asia Minor.
Look at Dimitri's exceptional footwork, he is polishing the marble.
by Fotis_M July 20, 2011
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Polish Exit

Similar to an Irish Exit. To leave a bar or party without people noticing but wit the exception of letting a select few know via a whisper in the ear or sneaky text message. This is mostly done out of courtesy so members of the party do not think you died or got lost.
Did Jess just Irish exit on us, what a bitch?
Oh no, she just made a Polish exit, I just got a text letting me know she left.
by G-MoneyBagz May 25, 2020
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