by Nehappyfuse March 7, 2015
Get the poisoned youthmug. by Mya M. July 24, 2008
Get the bread poisoningmug. A poop that brings itchy, burning and irritating sensation to your butt hole while you are taking a dump.
- Why do you keep touching your ass?
- I took a poison poop this morning so it is burning like hell now!
- I took a poison poop this morning so it is burning like hell now!
by stoolhardener September 12, 2010
Get the Poison Poopmug. A skill on a League of Legends character, Singed, The Mad Chemist involving the act of leaving a cloud of chemicals that poison the enemies behind you as you walk.
In real life, the act of knowingly walking in front of people and silently farting as you stroll.
While this may seem douchebaggy, it is quite fun and thrilling to do, especially if you have headphones on so you are unaware of the volume of your exhaust fumes.
In real life, the act of knowingly walking in front of people and silently farting as you stroll.
While this may seem douchebaggy, it is quite fun and thrilling to do, especially if you have headphones on so you are unaware of the volume of your exhaust fumes.
As I walked out of McDonald's yesterday, I left a silent, yet deadly poison trail from the counters to the playground.
by ch01ce December 10, 2012
Get the poison trailmug. by muchingdinks June 22, 2022
Get the Poisonous Mangoesmug. A gram of cocaine (bag) that has been adulterated or “cut” with various powdery fillers that should not be ingested by the human body. The users will not be aware they have consumed a poison bag until the next morning when their hang over is exacerbated by the poisonous contents.
The effects are usually headache, extra dry mouth, congestions of the nose and throat, vomiting, fever, depression and a preference to limit any human contact unless you are being spooned.
Poison bags are often re-ordered and consumed, even with the purchaser aware that they are purchasing a tainted bag, due to a lack of available supply, a discount in the price or to chase the dream.
The effects are usually headache, extra dry mouth, congestions of the nose and throat, vomiting, fever, depression and a preference to limit any human contact unless you are being spooned.
Poison bags are often re-ordered and consumed, even with the purchaser aware that they are purchasing a tainted bag, due to a lack of available supply, a discount in the price or to chase the dream.
1. Damn I feel like shit, I must have bought a poison bag
2. Don't buy bags from tickets, you know he only sells poison bags
3. You: Can you get bags?
Friend: Yeah I have a number.... but his bags are poison
You: Fuck it ill get one anyway and worry about it tomorrow
4. You: Ahh fark that burns, must be a poison bag
Friend: You ok?
You: Yeah.....lets order another one
Friend: bring on the poison
2. Don't buy bags from tickets, you know he only sells poison bags
3. You: Can you get bags?
Friend: Yeah I have a number.... but his bags are poison
You: Fuck it ill get one anyway and worry about it tomorrow
4. You: Ahh fark that burns, must be a poison bag
Friend: You ok?
You: Yeah.....lets order another one
Friend: bring on the poison
by Bag man August 25, 2013
Get the poison bagmug. A completely made up term that stupid botox ridden girls use to describe their experience at the beach when they swell up into Benedict Cumberbatch and don’t want to be honest as to why.
“Hey have you seen Becky?”
“Yeah she flew to Tenerife five minutes after her Botox injections”
“Ah…..so it’s not “sun poisoning”then?”
“Nope she’s just too embarrassed to tell the truth”
“Yeah she flew to Tenerife five minutes after her Botox injections”
“Ah…..so it’s not “sun poisoning”then?”
“Nope she’s just too embarrassed to tell the truth”
by Garry Scope June 7, 2023
Get the “Sun poisoning”mug.