Invictus Platinum

WHAT!? Have you seen this commercial!? They’re doing the thing! Look at it! Paco Rabanne I AM TOO! Aahahahahahaha!!!

Hym “Ha! Hahahahaha! Aha! That is priceless!”

Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”

Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”

Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”

Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”

by Hym Iam November 29, 2022

Platinum drop

When you succesfully assume to do a golden drop, and confidently skip wiping after the bowel movement.

Brent is a platinum drop specialist, he just did it in the forest.

by CrimsonBehelit November 13, 2017

platinum tweet

A tweet that gets over 1k RT's.

After years of shitposting she got her first platinum tweet.

by darshains July 21, 2018

Horny with platinum

Thinking about relationships and being horny all the time and can't stop thinking bout girls/women?

Yeah that is it.

Why is he thinking so much about girls?

He is horny with platinum

by Imgonnawaveatyouandwegosmilin September 06, 2019

Platinum Puller

This involves Jerkmate Ranked, it is Rank 5. Only the person who goons and has the most strokes per second is allowed up here.

Damn, that dude is a platinum puller, he must be so good at gooning.

by x2 AssBandit February 27, 2025

Dark Platinum

It’s the most expensive platinum that’s really a deep dark Smokey /smoke or gray/grey color. So very rare. No matter how much is everywhere. All of it been found. What’s on sell is all there is. Treasure it always and value it and shape it into something beautiful.

I want to get this girl some of this expensive dark platinum but no girl love this color damn I want to show out for her.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

gay platinum

When a gay fella has never slept with a lady

Damn, Steve is a gay platinum. He's never slept with a woman.

by Platinum Steve February 17, 2018