pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

pick up and throw around

when someone wants to pick you up and have sex with you

"i like girls i can pick up and throw around"

by Kaylee Trampus December 9, 2024

Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome

A disease caught by picking up too many cards in UNO when playing by the rule "Pick up until you can put down" when needing a card.

Michael:"I Change colour to Blue"
Nick: "Darn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
John: "Oh damn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Ash: Bro he's got Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome!
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: Finall-wait nevermind.

by NinjaSlayer_936 January 1, 2021

Pick me up round

A Drink of alcohol to help change your feeling and emotion.

John: Man, i'm feeling really down since my break-up.
Dave: Maybe we can hit the clubs and take your mind off it.
John: Maybe, i could use A pick me up round.

by 09Dylan14 February 19, 2011

Picking up bler

Picking up bler

Picking up bler

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 18, 2025

Pick up the diapers

Sex while crying and apologizing profusely.

Man, I accidently named the pornography directory on our shared computer "PicsOfKittensAndPuppiesStickingOutTheirTongues." I didn't think she would open it. I guess I'll have to really "pick up the diapers" tonight.

by lavishfestival July 29, 2016

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025