CM Phil

The worst "fighter" in UFC history. The Glass Joe of MMA. Known for losing in 10 seconds to Mickey Gall, and then getting his ass kicked so hard, his opponent got fired for beating him too much. He fake fights again in AEW and is currently ruining the fed with his long, boring matches and redundant promos.

Did you see CM Phil fight in the octagon? He lost so bad his opponent got fired!

by idk9001 July 30, 2023

phil the barber

A man who gets a nose ring at 40 years old

"Yea they say he's clinging to some twisted form of his youth , quite the phil the barber actually ."

by JiveassCracker January 30, 2015

Phil Collins

When an evening is warm enough to require no jacket as in the Phil Collins Album 'No Jacket required'

Do you reckon i need a jacket down the pub Tonight?
Na, mate it's Phil Collins tonight

by Surbz July 23, 2008

Phil Collins

An 80s/90s pop artist, vocalist, drummer, and lead singer for the progressive/arena rock band Genesis. He is British, has a great voice, and has been featured in movie soundtracks and has many successful best-selling albums. And NO, the people who by them aren't faggots and retards!

Phil Collins is a great music artist. There is nothing wrong with him at all.

by Ryan December 11, 2004

Dr. Phil

He has the best job in the world! Every weekday he gets paid to yell at a bunch of the stupidest brain-dead motherfuckers in America! I want that job!!

That Dr. Phil seriously needs to kick his show up a notch. For every stupid statement or action that one of his guests makes, he needs to make 'em spin a punishment wheel.

Dr. Phil: "Ok pal, for that 'eatin ain't cheatin' comment, the wheel says you gotta... ohhhh, damn! Fellate a bull? Well, the wheel don't lie. Better to get it over with now."

by Freudian Slit February 27, 2005

dan and phil

They are obviously more than friends, but it's more than just romantic for them.

A: Who are Dan and Phil?
B: They are real best friends, companions through life, like, actual soulmates.

by xal10 November 19, 2020

Phil Davis

The Spock to my Kirk

"Logically speaking you should wait before making any rash moves that might damage your friendship with her boyfriend."

"Phil Davis, you are the Spock to my Kirk"

by Free Love October 01, 2003