Shorty penile disorder

Something that Mohd. Junaid Javed was born with. It could have been cured in 100$ but his mother refused. Now he walks around with a small peepee.

Pradeep: Yo that man has an 18 inch penis.

Junaid: 18 of my penises would fit in it.
Sonam: wtf?
Junaid: yeah I have a shorty penile disorder

by Queenmercuryf February 27, 2017

Penile picture

When you're about to nut and pull your dick out and draw your favorite picture

This art is amazing. Did you say the origin was penile picture style?

by Negroratory mammal July 05, 2019

Penile prophet

A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.

My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.

by Deadrune April 06, 2017

Penile refunction

When you cum

I’m having a penile refunction

by xoxo_pancake October 07, 2021

penile hubris

A man with far too much dick confidence.

Christopher Williams is full of penile hubris.

by boogers89 February 05, 2016

penile googler

Where a gay man or straight woman goes on google to look for a picture of a penis

Woah that gay is a penile googler

by Jackttttttttt March 04, 2017

Rabbi Penile Secretions

A bussin online video gamer who is fine asf, but has a micro penis. Can be used as an insult.

You are acting like RABBI PENILE SECRETIONS right now

by Rabbi penile secretions September 11, 2022