sir ouch

a phrase denoting pain or discontent

After a night of drunken debauchery...

you: 'man my shit is hurtin after last night. how you doing?'

me: 'sir ouch'

During a game of beirut, when you blow your rebuttal and have to leave the table...

your partner: 'sir fucking ouch'

by Moss March 8, 2005

ouch-fart

A term defining the feeling when you fart so hard that is hurts a bit deep inside your rectum. A feeling as if the fart scratched an itch that didn't need such hard scratching, and there may not have been an itch that needed scratching in the first place. An ouch-fart is similar to an itch-fart but much more intense. After the pain of the ouch-fart subsides, one usually feels a zen-like trance of beauty and acceptance come over them and then they may feel like having sex, drinking alcohol or getting hammered on some kind of heavy drugs, as their lowest of the low chakra has been stimulated through such an intense fart.

Guy: 'Pffffrrrrrtttt!!!! Youchie!!!'
Girl: 'Ooooh, gross, don't do that in bed, babe!'
Guy: 'Ooooff, that one hurt, frickin' ouch-fart, bebe, kind of tickled me deep inside or something. Kinda smarts a little!!!'
Girl: 'You're weird, dude, come and fuck me or something, just no more farting in bed'
Guy: 'Ok, fine, spread that greasy hole wide and I'll ram it home'

by coozehound72 August 30, 2010

Red Orchestra Mod

A modification for Unreal Tournament 2004. It pits the Russians versus Germans on the Eastern Front of WW2. Most realistic WW2 game ever.

I used my iron sights to take out that German soldier.

I ran some dude over with my half-track.

by Agenda SUicide June 21, 2005

Oucho

D1:

A young childrens TV presenter. Puppet in the shape of a Cactus. Speaks in Mexican.

D2:

Generally used to describe someone who's being an idiot/manwhore. Someone who wears too much hair product.

1. Did you see Ed and Oucho last night?
2. Yeah, those guys are funny as.

1. Dude, he is SUCH an Oucho, right?
2. Yeah I know, jeesh, how much hair gel does he need?

by jennywattsss May 28, 2009

Fauci Ouchie

When you get smacked right in the dick.

I haven’t recovered from that Fauci Ouchie that Jim inflicted on me. I have to wear special protection now.

by upsidedownOKsign July 31, 2021

Orchestra

"A symphony orchestra consists of one hundred egomaniacs, each of whom believes they play better than everyone else. The only thing uniting them is their common hatred of the conductor."--(My father was a professional symphonic musician; this was his definition.)

early 17th century: via Latin from Greek orkhēstra, from orkheisthai ‘to dance.’ Which doesn't make any sense, since everyone in an orchestra except the percussionist is sitting down.

by nurglezone November 26, 2018

Ouchkabibble

A clever phrase used when a scathing comment or roast hits too close to home. Also used as a sarcastic response to someone who needs to stop complaining and get over their shit.

Derik says to a group "I hope y'all fall into a giant pot full of gay."

Kofi replies, "Why? Are you cooking one up?"

Derik replies, "Ouchkabibble"

by Joboi December 24, 2018