stroke leg

the end result of a minor stroke had by Bo, used as an excuse to not have to do minor work around the shop. believe also has resulted in a missing pinky toe.

Andy- "hey Bo, can you take out the trash?

Bo- "I would but my stroke leggggggg"

Andy- "its ok, ill have jerry do it"

Jerry- "what?"

Bo- "what you mean what i stole?"

Bo- "you gonna pay me for doin that? i aint had a raise in 10 years, chooey aint gonna pay me"

by big papah August 5, 2009

leg tears

when someone is so attractive you get wet from just looking at them (turned on/ horny)

“he’s so hot, i have leg tears “
“he’s so good looking a tear just fell down my leg”
“triston is so leng, he gave me leg tears”

by c-deja February 22, 2023

Stale Legs

A physically slow person.

Man, Chris is can't keep up. He's stale legs.

by Seth Sekhem February 27, 2011

MAAH LEG!

The phrase usually screamed by a guy on Spongebob whenever turmoil or a catastrophe was going on.

"CRAAAASH"

"Ow"

"Oooh"

"MAAH LEG!"

by ThatGuyAtThatPlace April 26, 2010

leg sack

A sack full of the harshest insultes know to the modern man

-to be a literal leg

-a replacement swear word in case you're in a dangerous area

"Dude did you see the teacher today? He was being the biggest leg sack"
"I wanted to go out tonight, but my mom was being too much of a leg"

by Mr. Leg November 21, 2014

leg game

Your determination to work your legs out and you see results

Damn nigga yo leg game song cuz

by Illuminoti December 12, 2016

Leg Hoe

A woman who compulsively places her leg(s) on others.

Celine is such a leg hoe. She always has her legs on Damian when they are hanging out.

by Cyque January 21, 2013