The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.
by turnerandcooch January 23, 2013
When fat Middle Eastern men walk around in public, usually in groups of 3 and clothed with tight soccer pants and puma shoes. They are often seen exiting a brand new Mustang, Challenger, Camaro, or Fx35.
by crackcocainmofo December 11, 2014
He busted out the hulsey shuffle and all hell broke loose.
Damn dog you just got Hulsey Shuffled!
The Hulsey Shuffle ended WWIII
Damn dog you just got Hulsey Shuffled!
The Hulsey Shuffle ended WWIII
by JDawggie September 17, 2010
An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!
by OotzOotz February 18, 2010
An act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.
First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.
First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.
by Ipcress December 02, 2015
When someone wipes their arse with the same piece of toilet paper in a back and forth motion, rather than the wipe once and drop method. It’s not clear why people do this, but it probably smears shit all over their backside.
“There’s a strange sound coming from that cubicle, like someone sanding a piece of wood”
“Oh that’s probably Clive, he likes to do the Boston Shuffle. He’s smearing it around like peanut butter”
“Oh that’s probably Clive, he likes to do the Boston Shuffle. He’s smearing it around like peanut butter”
by Chelvis Presley May 20, 2018
The practice of excreting into the cistern of a toilet.
Take the lid off, do your business, lid back on and flush! The number2 will go through not only the flush water but through most of the toilet plumbing and stink for ages. I've seen it done! Classic
Take the lid off, do your business, lid back on and flush! The number2 will go through not only the flush water but through most of the toilet plumbing and stink for ages. I've seen it done! Classic
I was at Alex's house warming last Saturday night, and I dropped a cistern shuffle in his toilet, his plumbing is screwed.
by JimBim2 April 16, 2009