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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.
Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."
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in the ned

it is what you say to someone named ned
omg hi in the ned
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Ned

Someone with no sense of knowledge or sense.

Its a word not a name
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NED

Non-Equity-Deal.
Michael: Is that an equity deal?
Adam: Nah it's a NED
Michael: ... oh
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Ned

"Ned is coming out with Sex II"
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Ned Wrigley

A curly headed fuck who likes licking grandmas butcracks
Receptionist: "Hello Ned welcome to the retirment home"
Ned Wrigley: "Bring me the buttholes!!"
by Popppooooo December 17, 2022
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Wet Ned

The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.
Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned
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