Mutually Assured Destruction

Mutually Assured Destruction is where two parties end up destroying each other in the end. This can happen at the end of narcissistic relationships

David and I's relationship devolved to a platform of mutually assured destruction. He nearly took my life, so I made sure to destroy his reputation. He took my money, so I took his. He cheated on me, so I cheated on him. We were both nearly destroyed by the end.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Miss_tetsuros mutuals

Miss_tetsuros mutuals are hot asf and extremely funny. Those mfs are always making her piss her pants, some of them have nice hands too moans. She's funny I swear. SHE'S 6'1, she won't stop talking about it. She's hot ok bye

Random person : my newborn ugly fat shit face baby just pissed his pants aww
Me : this shit must have been talking with Miss_tetsuros mutuals!

by Shitkink March 9, 2021

mrstark.idontfeelsogood’s mutuals

The best and nicest people on the planet. Wonderful human beings.

“Whose mutuals do you love the most?”

“I love mrstark.idontfeelsogood’s mutuals!”

by mrstark.idontfeelsogood September 5, 2021

_diotards mutuals

literally the coolest people.

guy 1: omg how did u know i was one of _diotards mutuals?
guy 2: you hav much swag.

by _diotard March 17, 2021

Mutual Sandy Handy

When two or more individuals meet, more commonly at a nudist beach and engage in mutual (giving and receiving) maturbation on the beach.

Today I went to the nudist beach and this guy next to me had a really nice boner, he was looking at me...I was looking at his boner and then one this led to antoher and we had a "mutual sandy handy".

by Rubie Alice March 25, 2019

wilburzw's mutuals

These words mean a group of people, who are following wilburzw on tiktok and she follows them back, are the coolest group of people you will ever meet.

"Dude! I didn't know you were one of wilburzw's mutuals! You're so cool bro!"

by wilburzw April 24, 2022

mutual haters

Similar to the term mutual friends, mutual haters are two or more individuals who form a bond through their shared disdain of a person, place, or thing.

Person one: yo, I hate that group of people
Person two: YOOO SAME
A third person: y'all are like mutual haters
Josh: sup I'm Josh

by NathanielJoesephCambell July 27, 2024