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Brayden Murphy

A man on the Victor Swim Team that has a big dick. It’s so big that it touches the toilet water.
by Hartman_Noah October 12, 2018
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Caitlin Murphy

Caitlin is a very quiet kid and is good at blackmailing people. She is best friends with Kahli and is pretty crazy and weird sometimes.
That girl over there acts like Caitlin Murphy. Oh wait it is Caitlin Murphy.
by The silly duck June 8, 2020
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Payton Murphy

Tyler Tillman son. Tyler Tillman is Payton Murphy daddy.
Payton Murphy- BETA
by Tcup 55656 December 2, 2021
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Noah Murphy

The boldest toker the south of Ireland has ever seen. Known for his ability to smoke 9 j’s and still attend his little cousin decos communion in ballymun community parish church.
That young buck Noah Murphy might be my child’s father. — grange moth
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Murphy's Constant

Facts that are led by the most of Murphy's Law all at once and you know that, but even so you know nothing can be done to prevent that other than falling into ANOTHER Murphy's Constant.
1. When I looked out the window, sky was so cloudy and as dark as tar, so I decided to carry my umbrella with me. Following the Murphy's Constant, a punch of wind has just blown all those dark clouds away, suddenly. Then I had to keep my umbrella in hands during the whole sunny and hot day. That, untill I realized I forgot it somewhere. And guess what?! Without my umbrella with me, when I was in the wide open center of the city, miles way from home, making my way back home on foot, since I lost my bus, that hot and brighty sunlight turned back into a gloomy, and even darker mass of clouds than before and the whaterfalls poured all upon me, until I arrived home, closed the door behind my backs and that shiny sun appeared again. Plus during that storm, occured a power outage...
But if I didn't carry my umbrella when I was leaving home, rain would have started right at that moment, I would get to work all wet, and that bright sunlight would have been shining while I was inside that closed building and with my umbrella with... Just happened MILLION times with me... that's one of my Murphy's Constants!
by WondererCarvalho August 3, 2010
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Murphy punch

When someones at bat (baseball) and he gets hit by a pitched ball, the batter rushes up to the pitcher punches him in the face and afterwards tackles him to the floor.
The pitcher throws a curve ball and hits the batter in the arm and the batter runs up to the pitcher and Murphy punches him on pitchers mound.
by DenDen420 January 9, 2010
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oscar murphy

Dirty pervert that sexually assaults girls
Did you see big oscar murphy?

ew what a neek
by fannyfucka69 July 17, 2020
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