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Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.
Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!
by Man_5 September 6, 2013
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Monty

Monty is a care giver and never lets some one be sad for more than a second. He is the kindest person I know you will ever meet!
Where is Monty

I need Monty

I love Monty

We Love Monty
by SouthWestRose June 26, 2022
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Monty

Monty is a very kind and funny person, who can also be a total moron. He’s very dirty minded and his mouth gets him In trouble a lot of times. He is very trustworthy. He seems to be all jokes but he can be very serious at times. It seems like he never gets mad but he might fuck you up if your a bitch to his friends.
Girl 1) who’s that weird white boy over there
Girl 2) oh that’s Monty

Girl 1) oh he looks pretty decent. Do you know him?
Girl 2) yeah he’s my Bestfriend. He’s a moron.
by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021
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Monty Soder

You would say this instead of Mountain Dew if you were a fucking nerd
Person 1: Want some Monty Soder?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up nerdy bitch
by random game mem thinkgs October 14, 2023
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Monty

A dog that is either destroying or biting anything it gets its paws on (any breed, but especially abnormally big Beagles).
person1:OMG😱
person2: what?...
person1:my dog is being a monty
person2:what did he do?
person1: he destroyed my new pillow.
by mr mont gom April 8, 2022
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Monty

someone usually a boy ,who Is funny and kind. They tend to like blonde girls with hazel green eyes and freckles. He is amazed by her beauty.
Monty; hi
by fyljf September 21, 2020
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Monty

A smart, funny and goofy person that loves to joke around. He may seem to act weird, but that's his way of showing his self confidence. Monty may act all popular and cool, however underneath all that is his soft side. He's nothing like you would think. If you ever meet a monty, just know that you're life is blessed. Don't ever underestimate the GOAT. Montys priority is his family. Mess with his family, Especially his cousins, you would wish that you weren't here. Close family over luxury. Overall, if you ever meet a monty don't be shy to hang out with him. He's as goofy as the left over poop in your toilet.
Monty: NEAH
Girl: Ow why you hit me
Monty: *weird noises*
by cHicKen pHat pHat January 1, 2021
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