Mommy issues 

From my perspective it’s just knowing that she obviously favors my sibling more. When i try to speak my feels out to her she ignores it or blames it on me, she also yells.. a lot at me for the littlest things possible. Having mommy issues is like having a mom who likes to hurt you and drain your mental health but claims it’s because she “cares about you” in conclusion it’s having a really shitty relationship with your mom.

Person 1: Yeah my mom completely lashed out on me and told me i was disappointed but her way of apologizing was “It’s because I care about you”

Person 2: Yeah you have Mommy issues.

Mommy issues by pleasestop10 August 17, 2021

Mommy Milky 

A slang term originated in central FL. Nobody knows what it means but it’s randomly used in multiple contexts.

Damn bro, mommy milky.
I’m so sorry for your loss! Mommy milky.
Your sister can’t find out about this, mommy milky though.

Mommy Milky by MediumDaddyJohnson October 7, 2021

Mommy wars 

Vicious, mean, provocative and disrespectful arguments on the internet between women, usually mothers who disagree on parenting styles or other controversial topics such as vaccines, clinical male infant circumcision, breastfeeding, abortion, choice of career, etc...

No mommy wars allowed in this group.

Mommy wars by jimco September 1, 2015

mommy i have aids 

mommy i have aids is what you say to mommy when you have aids.

jmal "mommy i have aids."
mommy "ok then jmal."

mommy i have aids by nolifejim November 23, 2020

mommy monika 

A very T H I C C mommy with luscious thighs.

"Thicc mommy monika has some nice thighs" - everyone

mommy monika by Dadsuki January 29, 2018

Mommy Kink 

A mommy kink to me is when in my preference, a woman of maybe 1-3 years older than you cares for you and loves you in a way that resembles a mother’s love. She also lets you call her mommy🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤I think this is caused by the absence of motherly love in my early childhood🤣🤣

Dude I love calling my girl mommy and letting her baby me....I think I have a mommy kink🤔

Mommy Kink by Anonlighttard March 27, 2021

Mommy's Nigger

An unsuccessful middle-age loser who lives at home with his Mom. Jobless, loveless, hairless, and clueless, Mommy's Nigger relies on his Mom to feed him, do his laundry, give him money, pay the internet bills, and let him borrow the car occasionally.

Mommy's nigger better not play his music TOO loud or his mom will cut off the gravy train!

Mommy's Nigger by Antihoosier October 14, 2011