an absolute machine of a person who looks like they never leave the gym. except they’re a mini version. very compact. usually around 5’1”.
by mini_unit September 29, 2019

Originally a clash royale card, that's extremely overpowered overall. Medium amount of health, fast, and insane damage output.
But mostly used to express physique. Short and buff.
But mostly used to express physique. Short and buff.
by Giga.cringe.pizza.enjoyer August 9, 2023

by thefutureofpolitics November 13, 2015

One of the biggest Facebook car clubs based around Mini Coopers. Usually has some civil talk (most of the civil talk is in Modified Minis group)
But MINI Unfiltered is a lot of funny Mini based memes and shit posting on how R53 is better than the R56 and how the F56 looks like a whale.
On Nov 12, 2018 all hell broke loose when one of the man bun wielding Starbucks admin's car was hit by a deer and felt his man hood was threatened by another member of MINI Unfiltered, who this admin kept banning without providing any proof of these claims he made about this Member.
Upon not being able to provide proof, there is also an assumed conspiracy theory that this Admind hit the deer with his Mini Cooper since he could not provide proof of his Dyno runs showing the power he made in his said Mini.
Following further claims on this incident. Its rumored from another MINI Unfiltered Adming that the Starbucks Unfiltered Admin might have hit the deer when he was receiving services and veered off the road when a person mumbled the banned members name. The banned meme making member has been reinstated in the group and a PSA was made on said subject.
But MINI Unfiltered is a lot of funny Mini based memes and shit posting on how R53 is better than the R56 and how the F56 looks like a whale.
On Nov 12, 2018 all hell broke loose when one of the man bun wielding Starbucks admin's car was hit by a deer and felt his man hood was threatened by another member of MINI Unfiltered, who this admin kept banning without providing any proof of these claims he made about this Member.
Upon not being able to provide proof, there is also an assumed conspiracy theory that this Admind hit the deer with his Mini Cooper since he could not provide proof of his Dyno runs showing the power he made in his said Mini.
Following further claims on this incident. Its rumored from another MINI Unfiltered Adming that the Starbucks Unfiltered Admin might have hit the deer when he was receiving services and veered off the road when a person mumbled the banned members name. The banned meme making member has been reinstated in the group and a PSA was made on said subject.
Man, did you see that meme Brandon made on MINI Unfiltered about why the N14 is bad? That shit was Fuego.
by Thunderdick The Impaler November 13, 2018

by motorcycle leader January 30, 2022

by DangBoiYT December 31, 2021

A group or "mini" (round about 12 years of age) "mandem". Boys of chav origin of decent. Most go in groups of 3 or more. You may find these species near the region of a corner shop or fast food dealer where they purchase good to fuel their ill needs. Eating up teir owno a quater of their own body wieght they strive for trouble with other different social classes to gain ASBO's. They treat this order as a title of greatness. They are prey to police and larger groups of other males. They hunt lone people who are smaller or more feminine then themselves.
Yo homes check out those mini mandems over there!, they look like they havent even grown a pube and they are trying to fight us!
by >Marek< July 11, 2007
