When you use your semen to paste a picture of a loved one (dead mother, children, ex lover) to your partner's back and then rail them from behind to the while you think about the person in the picture
"I was really missing my daddy and Margaret so I gave my partner the old Milwaukee scrapbook and we'd love to her while I cried like a little girl"
by Thelonedart March 4, 2021
Get the Milwaukee scrapbookmug. A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.
Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.
Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.
⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.
Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.
⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.
by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025
Get the Milwaukee Cheese Cannonmug. by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023
Get the milwaukee pasta banditmug. When a person's foreskin is rimmed with salt and then filled with water akin to a water balloon. afterwards, the liquid is consumed via oral sex.
"Hey, wanna come pluck my pubes? Let's hang."
"Nah bro, getting a Milwaukee Margherita from Jorgen, the buff guy who was at the bar yesterday."
"Giggity Giggity Goo! Sounds Tight my slimdawg!":
"Nah bro, getting a Milwaukee Margherita from Jorgen, the buff guy who was at the bar yesterday."
"Giggity Giggity Goo! Sounds Tight my slimdawg!":
by popopopopopopopopopopopooooppp December 31, 2024
Get the Milwaukee Margheritamug. The reverse of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of shitting inside of your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover shit ON your prolapsed anus. The feces-covered pink mass dangling out of your ass thus resembles a chocolate strawberry.
"Ricky thought it be funny to shit on my Pink Sock. This is one gnarly Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry."
by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023
Get the Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberrymug. Sports writers that write about Phoenix having an easy street to the NBA Finals due to injuries on opposing teams but don't mention the route Milwaukee took to get there forget that Milwaukee played an injury filled Atlanta Hawks team and an injury filled Brooklyn Nets team (just like the Atlanta Hawks played an injury filled Philadelphia team to get to the conference finals with Milwaukee). If a game is thrown before it ever starts, there is no getting a prediction about it wrong.
by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021
Get the Milwaukee Bucksmug. When your asshole gets too stretched out to butt drugs so you have to start ramming them down your pee hole with a q-tip
Barry's ass got so stretched out playing ditch the pickle that they only way he could get his fix was to use the Milwaukee muzzleloader and cram his drugs down his weiner hole
by Cat Maflin October 8, 2023
Get the milwaukee muzzleloadermug.