How someone might respond when the world is literally on fire, no one is coming to save us, and someone is dogged by a sense of further impending disaster as a global hope for the future shrivels up... but personally doing moderately ok at the moment.
by Opalescent September 12, 2022
Get the Millennial finemug. The inflammation of a Millennial. The presence of any discomfort or pain that is unwanted in someone feeling entitled to life without pain. Pain can manifest as physical symptoms or emotional distress, brought on by such conditions as the "common cold" or a "differing opinion". Typically found within the Millennia Generation, this dangerous condition is also contagious to non-Millennials feeling similarly entitled, and can be referred to "Millennieitis by Poxy".
Michael, a 28 year old man-boy, suffered from a stuffy nose requiring his mother to bring him to the emergency department.
"Is it serious?" mom asks.
"No, its millennieitis"
"Is it serious?" mom asks.
"No, its millennieitis"
by arnoldmd November 6, 2017
Get the Millennieitismug. by TheShlow October 1, 2019
Get the Millennial Spliffmug. Gen z: *breathes*
Millennials: MILLENNIALS ARE THE BEST, BLAH BLAH BLAH, THIS GENERATION KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT SLAVERY *continues*
Gen Z: *ignores because itās one-sided beef*
Millennials: MILLENNIALS ARE THE BEST, BLAH BLAH BLAH, THIS GENERATION KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT SLAVERY *continues*
Gen Z: *ignores because itās one-sided beef*
by ihavethemostdihcheeseee August 21, 2025
Get the Millennialsmug. by The Nicole Brand March 10, 2019
Get the millennial moneymug. Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
Get the Millennial Retirement Planmug. Millennials, also known as "Members of the Spice Girls Generation", will be the largest population in the United States by 2050.
by Millennialspice August 19, 2021
Get the Millennialmug.