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Ok Millennial 

Millennials are starting a bunch of drama with Gen Z, but we literally don't care. This is the perfect response to a millennial who's just trying to stir up trouble.
Millennial: Gen Z is trying to tell make us stop wearing skinny jeans

Gen Z: Ok Millennial. I don't care.
Ok Millennial by suburban04 March 4, 2021

Fragile millennial 

Millennial: My weight is 160 lbs. My life sucks!

Baby boomer: Shut up you fragile millennial. My pannus weighs more than you. Eat a dick or a bag full!
Fragile millennial by TushT June 3, 2018

Grandpa Millennial 

Grandpa Millennial GM - a mature gentleman who excels in contemporary trends such as posting social media, growing facial hair, & hanging out with younger crowds who may be kids or grandkids (but not necessarily). Engages others for tips and tricks around smart phone use & computers from time to time and prefers uninvited guests to stay off his lawn.
That Grandpa Millennial (GM) can drop his cane and dodge traffic on a Bird scooter before you finish a tweet.
Grandpa Millennial by SuJoSweet March 13, 2019

Diet Millennial

Anyone born at the end of the 90's
A Diet Millennial will only be able to understand a quarter of your references.
Diet Millennial by Zardeneta July 29, 2019

book millennial 

A millennial who reads all the y.a. books they can find on their kindle; reads all the books that are literal straight porn.
i’m scared of book millennials and their bookshelves.

book millennials get zero dick/pussy.

the millennial way 

emma: we can solve the no premarital relations thing the millennial way!
natalie: LETS GET IT ON