Man listen

The way a man listens. Characterized by understanding bits and pieces when the subject is mundane; typically enough to appear as if he is listening but not in fact enough to understand the full context of the conversation.

When Tina told Rob about the even, Rob man listened and therefore did not duly prepare for said event.

by rbrice June 16, 2023

Listen

Hey, I have already gotten farther than literally everyone who has ever existed. I'm literally 5-15 years away from being the first male in human history to create life... Or have already done that... Or I guys could say I busted a fat nut into UD... That's what this is. These are like my sperms.

Hym "Nah, expecting me to listen presupposes that YOU are the word-saying-guy and I'm the listening guy. I'm the word-saying-guy."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2025

Listening to Korn

Code for jerking off

Just hanging out at home listening to Korn.

by anonymous August 31, 2025

Listening

I do not need to listen to you stupid fat bald piece of shit and I'm not going to. You should be listening to me and doing what I want. You want to stand on Gulliver's head and talk down to him as though he is not a giant.

Hym "I'm not listening to anyone until I get the entirety of the money and the entirety of the credit. And even then I'm STILL not listening to you because you slowed down the remediation of my situation so you could power trip me into listening to a fat bald piece of shit who is both wrong and less intelligent than myself. If you had taken your own advice... You would not be burying Mikayla Raines. You would not be burying your kids in Uvalde. You would not be burying your Senators. You are the one who should be listening to me. And you are the ones who should be doing what I want. And then when you're done you go back to your lives and do whatever the fuck it is you do in life."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

Listening

A thing that a Vanessa often decides to not be bothered with.

"You are not listening are you?...."
"What? Whaa?"
"Exactly"

by ASmartNoodle February 10, 2020

Listening to his pants

"Listening to his pants" is a dude being super horny and doing whatever his pants and dick are telling him to do

Wow Steve has really been "Listening to his pants" recently

by pollipol March 23, 2022

Serial Listening

The act of listening to a single song on repeat for the duration of 5 listens or more.

I am currently serial listening to my favorite song.

by Juliet Alize April 16, 2025