legomstrous

When something smells slightly sour

It smells legomstrous in here.

by PurpleChalk2155 May 9, 2023

Homosexual Legos

hot pink: sexuality
red: life
orange: healing
yellow: sunlight
green: nature
turquoise: magic/art
indigo/blue: serenity/harmony
violet: spirit

Legos that our bought with the colors above

Mom bought me homosexual legos for my wedding

by bitcoin December 25, 2013

Hapax legomenon

noun (pl. hapax legomena or hapaxes)

A word that appears only once in a text corpus or body of writing—be this a particular author's oeuvre, a work of substantial length, or a language's entire collection of writing, including the Twittersphere.

From Ancient Greek hápax legómenon ("thing once said").

The old Ottoman Governments regarded this clan of manticratic peers with a mixture of reverence and distrust.
—T. E. Lawrence, 1926

Despite the constant negative press covfefe
—Donald Trump producing a hapax legomenon of his own, 2017

by DrSJohnson January 30, 2020

The Lego Trick

When you and your partner roll around in animal shit, and then fill both of your asses with Lego. Both people then have to scoop out the Lego with a teaspoon and build a little Lego house. The person with the nicest house wins. The looser has to roll around in the shit again, and then pace for 30 minuted on the lego bricks. The father of one of the two people is the judge of the best house.

Mary: Hey you want to do the Lego Trick?
John: Yeah, you get the animal shit, I'll get my father!

by CEO Of Cock February 27, 2022

space pirate lego

A kind of lego that is designed to be used in only a single way. The pieces are not multi-purpose and are hostile to uses other than for the kit that they were designed for. Original "brick" lego did not have this property.

That Ford Volt headlight fits only a single model year: it's a total space pirate lego fitting.

by MurrayCurlyHair May 27, 2020

Stepping On A Lego

The worst thing that could happen to a human. Its more painful than stepping on magma or shattered glass or even being eaten alive. Nothing is more painful than that.

Stepping on a lego is the worst thing ever.

by Morpheas7819 August 7, 2022

i just be playing lego gta

Definition 1: bitch i just be playing lego gta i just be causing havock i just be running over pole i just be crashing i just be causing mass panik i just be making people twitch i just be blockng traffic i just be hitting civilian i just be shooting in the streets i just be sucking i just be sucking i just be sucking i just be blowing i just be blowing i just be blowing it just be exploding in my face
Definition 2:0:00
i'll just be playing lego gta my
name is shane and welcome to my youtube
channel
so i'm gonna give you a little backstory
first on how i started playing this
amazing game on how i'm addicted and uh
i don't really have that many hours
okay
so basically when this game came out on
the wii u
i was addicted i was addicted it was
love at first sight it was just love at
first sight i saw this game
and i bought it i played it
beat the story around 30 times on the
wii u
and then
i decided to buy it on the ds and when i
bought it on the ds i was a whole
different ballpark man i could i could
play this game anywhere i can go to
church play this game i can go he just
be he just be blocked me need to be
right okay
i could go anywhere i could be at a
restaurant play like a gta i could be
i could be at dinner play lego gta all
right
Conclusion:better than pussy

"bitch i just be playing lego gta"-ShaneTheGoat1

by ZOA Warrior 69 May 27, 2023