Lard Neck

Lard neck is when someone has so much fat in their throat that you can audibly hear it when they speak.
You can also call someone "Lard Neck" if they sound fat

He's def fat, he got lard neck...
*someone fat speaking* Shut up lard neck

by tuffahhdefinitions February 23, 2025

Lard

A word that can replace anything. The most omnipotent word out there.

Hey Lard hows it going
Haha Lard
You look so Lardy today
I just larded bad
Ooff what a lard

by Lardylard December 23, 2019

lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.

"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"

by urbanshburban May 31, 2022

hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022

Fat Lard

A big fat person who does nothing but sits around and doesn't do shit, but watches animal porn in their free time

Hey look at that Fat Lard

by SUB2PEWDIEPIEEEEEEEE April 25, 2019

Lard

Someone who is fat

Person 1: who is the YouTuber dream?

Person 2: A lard

by Window sheets December 11, 2021

Orgasm Lard (orangasm)

A god on the discord server ISAA. They are extremely awkward ant they always chat stalk because they r very shy and dont fit in the enviroment

Orgasm Lard (orangasm) is me btw :3

by orangasm February 2, 2020