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Lard

A gay vampire, usually used when talking about a gay person or an effeminate person who sucks other boyz

For example, if a person behaves in a gay way, you might call him a lard, and or add the word “ard” behind their names. Such as “arianard”, or “timothard”
Jack: “Max kissed a boy that other day,

Elijah: he’s an actual lard
by Miracle dragon May 19, 2021
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LARD

Lazzle Azzle Razzle Dazzle
Did you use any lard in these biscuits, they're delicious!
by Hobbisan July 23, 2023
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Lard

Humans but big.
Not Giants.
LOOK OUT, IT'S A LARD!
by kharker711 April 21, 2022
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Lard

What you call your boyfriend if he is a "tub o lard"
by Beardy March 31, 2017
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Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.
Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!
by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010
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lard

A response to an answer of question you weren't expecting, but don't care about it too much.
A: "what would happen if you put France on top of Wyoming?"
B: "idk"
A: "at least 7 people would die."
B: "lard"
by Psynoduem May 7, 2022
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Lard

Best example: in the tags down below
Sofia is such a lard
by bobcat bob November 5, 2021
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