A gay vampire, usually used when talking about a gay person or an effeminate person who sucks other boyz
For example, if a person behaves in a gay way, you might call him a lard, and or add the word “ard” behind their names. Such as “arianard”, or “timothard”
For example, if a person behaves in a gay way, you might call him a lard, and or add the word “ard” behind their names. Such as “arianard”, or “timothard”
by Miracle dragon May 19, 2021

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by Hobbisan July 23, 2023

by Beardy March 31, 2017

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.
Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.
It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!
It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!
by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

A: "what would happen if you put France on top of Wyoming?"
B: "idk"
A: "at least 7 people would die."
B: "lard"
B: "idk"
A: "at least 7 people would die."
B: "lard"
by Psynoduem May 7, 2022
