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keyboard cowell

When someone acts like an asshole (Simon Cowell) just because they're behind a computer screen and a fake name.
A guy who is short: "lololol your stupid as shit I'd beat you to death if i saw you in real life"
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.
by LordoftheWholocked September 28, 2013
mugGet the keyboard cowellmug.

Keyboard monkey

Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.
John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"

Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."
by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021
mugGet the Keyboard monkeymug.

keyboard humper

someone who is sexually attracted to typing, keyboards, and the letter S
stop humping your keyboard, you keyboard humper, you'll get jizz in your keys. you dont want that type of sticky keys
by dilflord January 3, 2023
mugGet the keyboard humpermug.

keyboard wallah

A worker in an Indian tech-support scam boiler room, or in social media follower farm.
You may have plenty of twitter followers but they're mostly fakes created by some keyboard wallah in Bangalore.
by the real juju July 30, 2017
mugGet the keyboard wallahmug.

Keyboard hands

When the hands of said keyboard user become increasingly veiny after process of playing/typing.
1-Woah man you got keyboard hands
2-Ah happens all the time when im playing

1-kinda hot though

2-Bro
by SickoBamba069 December 29, 2021
mugGet the Keyboard handsmug.

ghetto keyboard

when your laptop broke down and u don't have enough money so u have to attach an old keyboard
you wanna use ma laptop then you'll need ma ghetto keyboard
by ghetto keyboard 123 January 5, 2017
mugGet the ghetto keyboardmug.

Keyboard Cobber

The electronic version (emailing, texting, etc.) of a penpal. ("cobber" is australian for "pal")
My keyboard cobber John is from India. I have many keyboard cobbers.
by Steve J January 8, 2008
mugGet the Keyboard Cobbermug.

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