When someone acts like an asshole (Simon Cowell) just because they're behind a computer screen and a fake name.
A guy who is short: "lololol your stupid as shit I'd beat you to death if i saw you in real life"
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.
by LordoftheWholocked September 28, 2013

Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.
John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"
Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."
Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."
by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021

stop humping your keyboard, you keyboard humper, you'll get jizz in your keys. you dont want that type of sticky keys
by dilflord January 3, 2023

You may have plenty of twitter followers but they're mostly fakes created by some keyboard wallah in Bangalore.
by the real juju July 30, 2017

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by ghetto keyboard 123 January 5, 2017

by Steve J January 8, 2008
