keyboard rambo

An inability for a person to stop giving there opinion in an online comments section or thread. Characterised by an unwillingness to back down even in the face of an overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Often a display of attention seeking behaviour.

"I think we have a keyboard rambo on our hands, they don't seem to understand or give up."

by Mrs Joyfart February 9, 2018

ghetto keyboard

when your laptop broke down and u don't have enough money so u have to attach an old keyboard

you wanna use ma laptop then you'll need ma ghetto keyboard

by ghetto keyboard 123 January 5, 2017

Keyboard monkey

Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.

John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"

Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."

by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021

keyboard cowell

When someone acts like an asshole (Simon Cowell) just because they're behind a computer screen and a fake name.

A guy who is short: "lololol your stupid as shit I'd beat you to death if i saw you in real life"
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.

by LordoftheWholocked September 28, 2013

keyboard humper

someone who is sexually attracted to typing, keyboards, and the letter S

stop humping your keyboard, you keyboard humper, you'll get jizz in your keys. you dont want that type of sticky keys

by dilflord January 3, 2023

keyboard rape

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by elmo but hes satan May 4, 2020

Tradie's Keyboard

Australian slang for pokies (slot) machines. It refers to the tendency of Australian tradespeople to play pokies excessively and lose their life savings, sending them into a spiral of meth addiction and despondency.

'Damo been at the pub for 10 hours, tappin' away on the tradie's keyboard. Says today is the day he's gonna win it all back so he can see his kids again.'

by NMEwakeup September 8, 2022